PennyStock CyberSleuths

"Kingpin's Ratboyz are among the best in the business, as I've learned to my chagrin."
-- Robert A. Maheu

	Meet Special Agent MobBoy MobBoy (aka MB) is a Black Berkshire Fancy Rat sporting a dark brown fur coat. His favorite food includes grapes, peas, pasta, nuts, and pizza crust. Every week, he looks forward to a visit from Marta, his favorite lady outside Mom of course. MB is Agent in Charge of the Federal Pennystock CyberSleuth Team. Without the benefit of attending formal school, he self-taught himself 23 different languages. He is also very adept at creating encrypted communications without the use of man or computer generated keys. These talents plus his strong leadership traits made him a natural choice to lead a cyber team which ferrets out evil doers as well as ignorant investors in the market.
Meet Special Agent Gerry Gerry is Mob Boy's identical twin brother. Although sharing the same appearance and enjoying most of the same foods, the two boyz have distinctly different personalities. Gerry does not enjoy Marta's weekly visits because afterwards he must spend hours undoing all her tidiness to make their bachelor cage comfortable again. Gerry is Deputy Agent in Charge of the Federal Pennystock CyberSleuth Team. Like his brother, he has self-taught himself multiple languages and encryption techniques. His real talent though lies in meticiously picking out errors in company financials and press releases. These in turn are transmitted to all internet bashers over the BIC (Basher Information Circuit), a secure network he owns and operates.
	Meet Special Agent Timmie Timmie is a gray squirrel with a typical bushy tail and a mixture of brown, black, and white fur which looks gray when viewed from a distance. His diet consists of nuts, grapes, seeds, and anything else he can scavange from apartment dwellers. Timmie works undercover for the SWAT (Squirrel Watch Action Team) Crime Suppression Unit which uses tactical information from internet pennystock sleuthers to assist law enforcement agencies. Whether deployed to the dense rainforest in Ecuador, a funny car race track in Atlanta, or Harrah's casino in Las Vegas, this agile and daring rodent keeps constant and close surveillance on assigned subjects without ever being detected.